Monthly Archives: June 2021

Summer: Bix Beiderbecke and Music in the Air

(This is just a dandelion…)

The boy wasn’t allowed to go down to the river, but on summer nights he could hear the music all the way to the house. It wafted in- calliope music, of all things, from the steamboats. Band music on the river. Early jazz in the early pre-dawn of The Jazz Age.

Music on a summer night.

There was more. There were the woody sounds of the family piano- his mother played and taught him a little. That was the music in the air.

Bix was a teen in the nineteen-teens, with his ear to the windup phonograph. He knew music by ear, note for note, though he learned jazz numbers rather laboriously, finding each note and chord on the piano. He was building the tunes, like a lot of teenagers since, ears to speakers, slowing revolutions of vinyl, to capture a tune they could run with.

So music on the piano would be heard in the air. The familiar, salutary sound of piano lessons in the neighborhood on a hot summer night, pre-World War One, Davenport, Indiana.

His piano teacher says he was hopeless.

A native genius from the start, he easily learned and remembered the music as he saw it and heard it, but learning by ear-and not by note from the printed sheet music- is the great stumbling block of piano students, for the super-precocious.

It would be the cornet, for Bix.

That was the instrument he brought to the Gennet studios in Richmond, Indiana, in 1924, with which he played the shining, clarion “bell-like” tones of great jazz recordings.

But as long as other musicians knew him, they would recall a piano composition he would often play. Stunning harmonics, a jaunty displaced rhythm, bright, yet restrained; thoughtful yet too brief- the piece might not have had a name at first.

I scan a biography of Bix Beiderbecke, and I find that the musicians around Bix- also true masters of jazz and orchestral performance- showed a spontaneous interest in being acknowledged by history as being among those who first heard the composition, and said it stuck with them, how impressed they were.

It was “In A Mist.”

“In A Mist” reminds one of Ravel. The title signifies jazz composition as modern art. It’s the art of compression, saying a lot in a short time. Its rhythm, an underlying walking tempo, but with a touch of Picasso; parallel phrases ever so slightly displaced; a lighthearted exposition, as easy as conversation, all with the fluency of the artist thinking aloud.

It’s just three minutes alone with Bix. That’s “In A Mist”.

He demonstrates the art of writing, the improvisatory and spontaneous, with the carefully worked-out.

The beguiling puzzle of jazz: the practice, the mastery, of an art that defies note-writing- and yet, there it is on the page eventually.

You can’t write out ragtime, musicians used to insist. And the jazz that came after, which Bix himself played, of arrays of horns and banjos and percussion sections, with live recording paraphernalia, in primitive recording studios through the twenties, with the Paul Whitman Orchestra…

However intently that music attempted to write itself into sheet music charts, covering pop tunes and waxing light classics- it became something quintessential and unrepeatable in the hands of Bix.

There must be a copy of “In A Mist” in a piano bench somewhere. Have you heard it on a summer night? Like a rare bird alighting on your backyard bird feeder, you run to get binoculars and in a moment it’s gone.

It’s the close harmony that must have captured the attention. The bass, the parallel blues chords rising step by step, climbing the blues stairs, as the melodic voice sings lightly above; those mirroring dissonances sounding perfectly right, bemusing his fellow musicians who listened with a grin of interest and appreciation and delight.

What’s that called, Bix?

The biographer tells us they looked for a title and thought of “In A Fog”? “In The Air”?

No: In A Mist.

The piano piece has its place in the history of Jazz. Beiderbecke himself performed it at the pivotal historic Paul Whiteman performance debut of “Rhapsody in Blue” back in the twenties- a century ago,

Bix himself walked onstage alone to play the solo, a prelude to jazz, before an audience that included Rachmaninov.

The event represents a sort of official beginning to jazz as a form of classical music, which it now is. “In A Mist” is so inscribed into the very moment when the jazz era went BC to AD, entering its modern age.

The Beiderbecke piece was included in a program for the status quo, along with Gershwin in a premier which in retrospect perhaps threatened to legitimize jazz out of existence, to consign it to the brittle sheet music in piano benches everywhere, along with ragtime and the saccharine-sweet songs of the previous decades. But the modernism of the Twenties prevailed. And inspired.

Jazz had ever relied on the conventional and written, as well as the ingenious and brilliantly improvised, and the Gershwin rhapsody perhaps had found a sibling in Beiderbecke’s pioneering little prelude “In A Mist”.

Programs like the Whiteman concert are a summertime phenomenon. Orchestras will play the American music into the air on summer nights, in fairgrounds and amusement parks and on the Fourth of July in a bandshell, in a park by a lake- somewhere.

The tunes will waft over forest and river bluff and parking lot and cornfield.

And piano recitals coincide with the end of spring and the coming of summer. The neighbor kids may be practicing their pieces- at the last minute before Summer. It might be a bagatelle or invention. Or it might be a knotty Gershwin prelude, or a “theme” from “Rhapsody in Blue”. Maybe some ragtime. If your teacher will allow it.

Even sometimes one could hear a carousel with a refurbished calliope or orchestreon aboard, pumping circus carnival tunes- it’s still possible. Cotton candy still exists, and pastel and pin-striped salt water taffy. Summertime. Ice cream trucks and pinwheels.

All that will be so familiar, so nostalgic.

But it may happen that you’ll hear a harmony you’ve not heard before, or a musical idea will jump out, as on a cornet, bright and clear and new and rising quite above the fanfares and overtures, in a humble but ingenious individual voice. And you’ll remember it, and when you get home you’ll want to run to the piano and find that piece. Or find your own.

That was the beginning of the artist’s life, Bix Beiderbecke, in the early days of jazz.

And they are ALL early days.

jk

Bipartisan Buzzsaw

Democrats 1

My advice to Democrats is to run to your War Room turn on a big screen monitor and watch 10 hours of Warner Bros cartoons.

Because you are going to walk into a buzz saw.

You’re going to be hit with cast iron frying pans.

You’re going to stick your forefinger into a light socket and your bones are going to glow like an X-ray.

Your hair will stand up and your mirror will crack and little pieces of glass will tinkle to the floor.

Your guts are going to be plucked like a bass guitar and grand pianos will come raining down on you in a pile of wires and wood chips.

You’re going to be tripped onto the glue line and boxed and wrapped and ribboned and stamped and postmarked and delivered by drone to your next door neighbor’s angriest bulldog.

And that’s just the beginning.

Democrats 2

***

Oh Jesus. It’s finally happened like bad plumbing or a problem with the sump pump.

Democrats are trying to decide a thing.

Oh my f-ing god. Sweet Grandma Jesus.

Here’s a clue: Col. Mustard in the library with a golf club, Democrats.

Three years to solve the great train robbery. It was the guys with masks on, Democrats.

Will you have balloons at your convention? Oh, joy.

Yes, the lunch menu is all in another language. You’re in Chinatown, Democrats.

Please ask Siri to find a plumber with a snake and a plunger and hope your cerebellum is not wedged too tightly up moderation alley, Democratic Party.

Oh my holy plastic garden gnome of a god, please guide the Democrats to the wisdom to know the difference.

Amen

A Light in the Mansion

What is needed is a good lawyer. Or hundreds of them. Trump’s border separation policy, suffragettes in white and the very ghostly Laura Nyro entertains the President and saves the country. Are we saving the country?

Short Story: “A Light in the Mansion”

(Executive Mansion, in the year 2018.)

…A crisis on the border has awakened The Inhabitant. The chief. Mr Lincoln.

Many times I sit up all night in that wooden creaky chair outside the Executive Office door listening to the clock tick and I’ll hear the old man pacing hour after hour.

Occasionally the door opens and he emerges.

He casts a long shadow down the hall and that’s a dim cold hallway indeed, tonight. Night shirt, scraggly beard Old Abe. Skinny as a rail – but not half-crooked, as he sometimes jokes.

Wrapped in his old shawl, sleepless; he sometimes speaks. He may moan in anguish- he quotes the Bard, performs his favorite, Lear, to himself- and writes. On a troublesome night like this he usually appears in the doorway around midnight to see if I’m asleep at my post.

“Guard duty for Eternity? At least the work is steady.”

“Yes, sir.”

“-Be careful what you wish for. I see I won’t have to issue you a pardon- You’re wide awake.”

A national crisis of conscience has awakened the spirit of Mr Lincoln:

“It is the old specter of Know-Nothing-ism. The tired outcry over immigration.

I always curried favor with the large immigrant populations-all of them. I, in the early days on the hustings, wrote for the German newspapers in Illinois- campaign bumpers mostly- translated by others of course. On the stump I would have gladly delivered a speech in ten languages- including jackass- and ancient Hebrew – if I could- and a few of my opponents could do so. But simple is best.

“This twitter fellow- my successor- Trump- he’s got a “leaky faucet” don’t he?”

“… Sir?”

“He has a preexisting condition of the mouth…” The President continued.

“I used to ride circuit – we’d all ride together and my co-counsel used to spout so much beloved nonsense he used to have to lag behind himself to let his brain catch up.”

“We have such a case at the southern border tonight.”

“Sir?”

“You forget I can see from here to next Tuesday.” Mr Lincoln waved his hand formally; from the portal of the executive mansion stood a line of ladies stretching as far as the eye could see into the darkness, all with a silent appeal to the chief executive.

“The mothers. For some reason unbeknownst to President Twitter they would like to be reunited with their children at the border.

…Re-union has a ring to it. Is a moral imperative written into the case law?”

The President, from nowhere, dumped
an enormous pile of paper that stacked as tall as himself and he sighed.

“Son, what do you think the law and precedent will tell us about the case of these children, the tender internees: is seeking freedom a criminal act in your estimation?”

“Sir.., I would think not, so”.

“… that, seeking asylum with a child, on behalf of a child, is that a natural duty of the mother in such a case?

-It’s in the declaration. That is the first guarantee of freedom there in the Declaration. Life, liberty.”

The President, with his dead-level gaze, continued. “That is my compass – that’s my polestar. That’s the direction of freedom.”

He gestured outward into darkness.

Down that long hallway of the mansion one saw a succession of mothers – supplicants. “Mr Lincoln hear my plea.”

Lo. Behold thy mother, he muttered, a bit whimsically. “Our troubles have just begun.”

Sure enough there was Mrs Lincoln at the head of the line.

Mrs Lincoln, dressed in suffragette white, carried a placard which said in bold print: “Save the children!”

Mrs Dolley Madison stood right alongside carrying a sign upon which were the words “Save the country!”

Mrs Coretta Scott King carried a sign that said “Save the people- Now!”

Mr Lincoln smiled. “Those are the words to a stirring tune the first lady heard one time; composed by a shy little lady with dark brown hair at a grand piano. When I hear that tune I know I won’t rest until my soul work is done. It seems there is always a powerful woman behind an enormous change in the Nation.”

The President grinned his weary grin.

The Chief returned to his desk and with great care wrote a page under the Executive Mansion letterhead in which I saw the characteristic cursive known to all.

“ ‘Save the country’ –

…Those are your orders. Beyond which I cannot go, as the young man said at the neighbor lady’s gate.

jk
6/20/18

What is needed is a good lawyer. Or hundreds of them.

Short Story: “A Light in the Mansion”

(Executive Mansion, in the year 2018.)

…A crisis on the border has awakened the inhabitant.

Many times I sit up all night in that wooden creaky chair outside the Executive Office door listening to the clock tick and I’ll hear the old man pacing hour after hour.

Occasionally the door opens and he emerges.

He casts a long shadow down the hall and that’s a dim cold hallway indeed, tonight. Night shirt, scraggly beard Old Abe. Skinny as a rail – but not half-crooked, as he sometimes jokes.

Wrapped in his old shawl, sleepless; he sometimes speaks. He may moan in anguish- he quotes the Bard, performs his favorite, Lear, to himself- and writes. On a troublesome night like this he usually appears in the doorway around midnight to see if I’m asleep at my post.

“Guard duty for Eternity? At least the work is steady.”

“Yes, sir.”

“-Be careful what you wish for. I see I won’t have to grant you pardon for sleeping on duty. You’re wide awake.”

A national crisis of conscience has awakened the spirit of Mr Lincoln:

“It is the old specter of Know-Nothing-ism. The tired outcry over immigration.

I always curried favor with the large immigrant populations-all of them. I, in the early days on the hustings, wrote for the German newspapers in Illinois- campaign bumpers mostly- translated by others of course. On the stump I would have gladly delivered a speech in ten languages- including jackass and Ancient Greek and Hebrew if I could- and a few of my opponents could do so. But simple is best.

“This twitter fellow- my successor- he’s got a “leaky faucet” don’t he?”

“… Sir?”

“That is, he has a preexisting condition of the mouth…” The President continued.

“I used to ride circuit – we’d all ride together and my co-counsel used to spout so much beloved nonsense he used to have to lag behind himself to let his brain catch up.”

“We have such a case at the southern border tonight.”

“Sir?”

“You forget I can see from here to next Tuesday.” Mr Lincoln waved his hand formally; from the portal of the executive mansion stood a line of ladies stretching as far as the eye could see into the darkness, all with a silent appeal to the chief executive.

“The mothers. For some reason unbeknownst to President Twitter they would like to be reunited with their children.

…Re-union has a ring to it. Is a moral imperative written into the case law?”

The President, from nowhere, dumped
an enormous pile of paper that stacked as tall as himself and he sighed.

“Son, what do you think the law and precedent will tell us about the case of these children, the tender internees: is seeking freedom a criminal act in your estimation?”

“Sir.., I would think not, so”.

“… that, seeking asylum with a child, on behalf of a child, is that a natural duty of the mother in such a case?

-It’s in the declaration. That is the first guarantee of freedom there in the Declaration. Life, liberty.”

The President, with his dead-level gaze, continued. “That is my compass – that’s my polestar. That’s the direction of freedom.”

He gestured outward into darkness.

Down that long hallway of the mansion one saw a succession of mothers – supplicants. “Mr Lincoln hear my plea.”

Lo. Behold thy mother, he muttered, a bit whimsically. “Our troubles have just begun.”

Sure enough there was Mrs Lincoln at the head of the line.

Mrs Lincoln, dressed in suffragette white, carried a placard which said in bold print: “Save the children!”

Mrs Dolley Madison stood right alongside carrying a sign upon which were the words “Save the country!”

Mrs Coretta Scott King carried a sign that said “Save the people- Now!”

Mr Lincoln smiled. “Those are the words to a stirring tune the first lady heard one time; composed by a shy little lady with dark brown hair at a grand piano. When I hear that tune I know I won’t rest until my soul work is done. It seems there is always a powerful little lady behind an enormous change in the Nation.”

The President grinned his weary grin.

The Chief returned to his desk and with great care wrote a page under the Executive Mansion letterhead in which I saw the characteristic cursive known to all.

“ ‘Save the country’ –

…Those are your orders. Beyond which I cannot go, as the young man said at the gate of the pretty lady.”

jk
6/20/18

Embarcadero to Mission Bay

Angel Island from the Ferry Building
Bay traffic at Ferry Building
San Francisco Bay
South Beach Harbor, looking east
Steamboat Point, (now the ballpark)
Pier 26
Pier 24 annex
Pier 30, since 1955. (In 2020, the adjacent lot, used for a testing site for Covid-19.)
Along Pier 40 It happened to be the hottest day of the year so far.
Embarcadero, near Steamboat Point

A brief walk south from the Ferry Building brings along the former site docks for boat building, ship repair and the Pacific Mail Steamship Co- the global connection ca 1871.

Pacific Mail Steamship Dock (Carleton Watkins)
I can’t help thinking this is Carleton Watkins/ Pacific Mail Loading Coal view detail

Mission Creek connects San Francisco Bay, by what was in early days a navigable route, almost to Mission Dolores. Today, a marina with houseboats and condominiums, just adjacent to the ballpark.

Islais Creek
Mission Creek
Mission Creek houseboats

From the bay to Mission Dolores inland, mostly marsh and mudflats and creeks and often grizzly bears. The herons and the creek are the living connection to that environment.

Night Heron

Mission Creek to Mission Dolores

Further exploration:

Mission Bay Trainyard

http://explore. R a museumca.org/creeks/1640-RescMission.html

https://pondEwww.foundsf.org/index.php?title=Unraveling_the_Mystery_of_Lake_Dolores

Mission History as Revealed By Creeks, Streams, Lakes and Lagoons

Southern Pacific site

https://digitallibrary.californiahistoricalsociety.org/object/2922

https://www.ucsf.edu/news/2007/11/7374/walking-water-history-mission-bay2

No Telephone in Heaven

No Telephone in Heaven- The John Lennon Wishing Tree

Lennon’s manuscripts, handwritten lyrics, paintings, drawings, doodles, the stuff of his daily life. Lennon’s glasses- iconic, still bloodstained, as Yoko insisted they remain; Lennon’s rumpled clothes in a tragic rumpled paper bag- the evidence bag, exactly as they were returned to her the night of his death. His effects simply displayed, one winter, years ago, This at the Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, my home town.

It was a December night when we drove downtown to see the Lennon exhibit. Great flakes of snow drifted past the illuminated glass pyramid of the new Rock Hall of Fame. We stood on an upper floor, looking out at the lakefront in the darkness of the winter evening. Anchored nearby on the lakefront was a long, heavy carrier, one of those giant Great Lakes ships, at rest, now itself an exhibit. There was a slight family connection, my sister knew someone who was on the crew of the ship- memories, snowfall, out there on the lake.

The ship is a reminder of the industrial life of Cleveland- or of Liverpool, for that matter, John’s hometown. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a silly place really, I thought, but this night was quite special. Standing in a glass pyramid on a winter night before a frozen lake is certainly a vision that Yoko would appreciate.

In the exhibit of Lennon music and memorabilia was a white telephone next to a white chair, and we were told that if the phone rang to pick it up- it would be Yoko. We spent time near the phone, with some apprehension, but enjoying the possibility of her call.

Yoko Ono- we hoped she would call.

As the old song goes, there is no telephone to heaven, but there was a way to send a message to John if we wished. Yoko had placed a traditional wishing tree, upon which we could hang a little handwritten tag on string, write a message to John and hang it on a branch.

I can’t remember what I wrote.

The tree was white. And the chair. And the telephone, and the snow, and the paper. All in the exposed darkness by great windows of winter.

These anticipations of connections reminded me of music notation.

One night, when I was standing by my piano I had a vivid sense of Beethoven’s presence in the sheet music open there. (Beethoven, another December soul.)

The fact of composition, the actuality of creativity and the intent to transmit directly, person to person, something that was once handwritten, something of such genius and originality, left me staring at the music on the stand above the piano keyboard.

It was as if the ink were still wet on the page, or the sonata had just been composed, as if there was no interval between the composer and us. Beethoven was there in his work. It had the intimacy and immediacy of a postcard, or a long letter you’d just received. Full of the living presence of the writer.

So a Beatle song lyric is a scrawl on a scrap of paper, and there it was. Lennon’s rough drafts were everywhere in display cases.

It’s meant to be simple. Don’t read anything in. Glass Onion.

Outside, visible from where one stood looking at Lennon-art, big flakes of snow in the winter darkness. And Lake Erie, vast winter lake.

We were very moved by the peace there. It was as though the place was filled with it. It was partly Lennon, and Yoko, and December itself. Looking toward holidays which are always complicated by love and darkness and candles and colored lights and politics and war. The Lennons tried to disconnect Christmas and war and their appeal is heard annually. War is Over If You Want It.

Has it been 25 years since the edge of my afternoon paper caught fire?

That December 8th afternoon was dark early on account of winter, and the candles at the little cafe tables were lit. Cafe Flor. San Francisco. 1980.

The flame caught the very edge of my paper as I read the headline that John Lennon was dead, murdered in New York. The front page actually burst into flames in my hands. Shocked and embarrassed, I had to put the fire out by beating it with the flat of my hand.

The art we do. It’s worth it. Peace is worth it. Democracy in the street and in our government is worth it.

Yes, we all have a dark side. Can’t we see it sometimes, loose in the world?

Snow drifting down, working class understanding. Repression and expression. “She” loves “You.”

How personal this is. My piano teacher back in the old days watched so intently, so interested in every note of Rachmaninov, Scriabin, or Gershwin or Satie, or Chopin- and most especially Liszt. There is an extreme amount of love and generosity in all this.

(John Lennon felt he had a limited vocabulary as a musician; those of us who had formal piano lessons carry on as best we can.)

A little light glowed by the black Steinway 9-foot studio grand piano where we sat together of an evening, teacher and I, looking at the piece before us, squinting forward at notes, like lights on a lake, with wonder and intention. Miss Snow. Yes, her real name.

How much this matters, to sit at a piano. Especially in winter, or near Christmas, when carols and hymns come out of the past like a dream, cloying and earnest. And people get out their LP records, and yeah, for us, Beatles.

“Beatles ‘65” was a Christmas album for us -yeah, that long ago.

The Beatles sent their fans a recorded greeting each Christmas. They’re full of the usual upstart charm and mayhem and fun. Sort of an aural Christmas card with puns and plays and skits and Xmas-y goofing off.

We ought to send something back.

We miss you, John! Thanks for coming to America. Thanks for bringing peace to Cleveland. Thanks for reminding us of peace on earth, and peace wherever you are, if you want it.

http://imaginepeacetower.com/yoko-onos-wish-trees/

jk

San Francisco.

12/08/05

Sent to Republican Senators

November election

Sent.

“Dear Senator Rubio,

Dear Senator, it is time to call on President Trump to concede and cooperate with the President Elect, for the good of the country, and to ensure the national security. I believe Republicans know this is right thing to do, without further delay.

Below you find the precedent set by President Lincoln, who, with the fate of the Nation at stake, prepared a memorandum should he have lost the election in 1864, as the Civil War neared its turning point.

President Lincoln feared would lose the 1864 election in the crucial final year of the Civil War and the Union cause be lost forever. Lincoln wrote a “blind memorandum”- a sealed envelope- declaring his intention if he lost:

“Executive Mansion
Washington, Aug. 23, 1864.
This morning, as for some days past, it seems exceedingly probable that this Administration will not be re-elected. Then it will be my duty to so co-operate with the President elect, as to save the Union between the election and the inauguration; as he will have secured his election on such ground that he can not possibly save it afterwards.
A. LINCOLN

Lincoln was prepared to concede if he lost the election. He won decisively, 212-21 in the electoral college.

It is the template for the Republican Party, straight from the chief.

I write from California on an issue that affects every citizen of the United States.

Sincerely,
James Koehneke