So the Christmas movies are streaming and the characters are trying to decide whether to stay and take a risk and refurbish the lodge, but the woman has a condo and is torn.

Where is the condo? I asked Ingrid.

“In the city.”

So that’s the update on the Christmas movie front.

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Thought I’d watch another with Ingrid.

We watched “Christmas at the Ranch” last night.

Woman is a workaholic who refuses to leave The City and the mother is a simple country empath with a Scottish accent and a Christmas sweater and bangs n Botox and a log mansion and insists she come home where all her stuff is exactly the same-(it looks like as a child she collected stuff from Cost Plus)

anywho

She bumps into old boyfriend and tries to hide behind a tree and it turns out the bloke is still doing the same old same old. He looks like an unfrozen caveman with a chiseled expression, standard issue.

“I’m a different person than I used to be” she insists, but she still remembers two chords to the song she tried to write decades ago with Caveman. Oh no Im thinking not the guitar.

She begins to play.

Cat next to me is snoring now.