From Russia -with Malice

The jury found malice.

He truly hates that woman, the writer. And yes, sadly, I do believe he’s Putin’s idea of an asset, which took years to activate.

That’s it in a nut.

Malice! That’s the perfect word for Mighty Mouth. Mr Retribution!

Oh yes: He hates you too! But it’s the delicious obsessively slow-cooked rotisserie version of hate: Malice!

70% chance he hates your guts too, voter. And if you serve on a jury? Malice!

And if you stand between him and his goal of being king of the world? Malice!

And imagine the malice he learned from his old man Fred whose ghost haunts Donald-Son-of-Fred every minute of his miserable sub-existence.

Fred taught him the existentialism of greed, that it would be far better to hurl oneself off a cliff, hitting every notch and crag on the way down, than to ever give up the quest for domination. So ultimately it’s a form of Submission on behalf of the worthless piece of crap son of Fred.

Malice !

Malice. And utter contempt.

But hey.

Who has that kind of dough? Let’s walk it back.

Republicans are campaigning on “inflation” and the kitchen table and look here now, people.

I’m still reminiscing about the $400k he paid in hush money to keep Stormy Daniels quiet (checks he signed, genius) – and that crime hasn’t been tried yet- so that judgement could add to the total. Almost a half million in hush money paid. Before any criminal penalties yet to come.

(I keep wondering about his struggling supporters who probably make less than 40k /year. He has a million bucks to spend on a mistress? )

Plus the NY fraud case to be decided next week could be $300 million. And FOX is on the hook for $780 million, and two more defamation judgements are coming. So he’s setting a couple of billion dollars on fire, just…behavior issues. Truly.

Genius! He’s one angry pirate captain! He claims he has $400 million somehow in cash. No one believes that. Perhaps buried on the golf course. (I’ve heard Trumps are old-fashioned pirates: they bury stuff. Like in the actual ground.)

(The porn star payout wasn’t $130 k as was usually reported; it was three times that. $130 k for each porn star and a like fee to the attorney for the arrangement. Why this is considered a slap on the wrist affair is open to conjecture; perhaps for libertarians it’s all aspirational.)

He paid $25 million for Trump University. These are big ticket items for the smartest guy in the room.

His BFF Rudy is on the hook for $150 million, to keep things in perspective.

These are deals and gambits he devised! No Democrats were involved!

When you de-regulate everything this is what you get. Pirates.

“When you’re a star they let you do that.”

“It’s been going on for a million years, fortunately or unfortunately.”

Far Left Conspiracy? Ummm…

The Front Runner.

“Alabama has done it and now so can you!”

-Steve Marshall, Alabama Attorney General.

That’s so upbeat!

Alabama is #1 at something!

Nitrogen gas executions.

Nitrogen hypoxia: It really works!

Less complicated than crucifixion, which is also death by hypoxia, or pressing by stones, or drowning. So many options.

Back in the day, 1700s, you could be drawn and quartered, beheaded, dragged and displayed in the Towne Square and no one would say boo. You could be shot and hanged and drowned in the river- all at once!

Alot of history and tradition there.

It took twenty minutes with the nitrogen, so presumably they could have just shoved the convict’s head in a bucket of water to achieve the exact same result.

What would civilized nations say?

Now that all murders are deterred we can all relax! Thanks, Alabama, for solving the crime problem. Again.

Now who is running for public office? This gets votes!

Stroke of “Genius”

(Everyone knows, you’re only as pretty as you feel, am I right? Think on these things.)

-Now, it’s fairly certain Biden is taking care of himself. Exercise, watches his diet. Ice cream. Delegates authority. Massive teams with decades of experience and expertise do the heavy lifting.

But the other guy? The walking nuclear meltdown? Not so much.

The campaign, the trials, the constant travel, public appearances, sleepless schedule, more plain flights- all must take a toll on the supposed front runner.

76 years old, overweight, nearly died of Covid… Blowing a gasket publicly for years without sleep, probably on steroids, who knows what else?

Reminds me of President Wilson’s final campaign.

Woodrow Wilson toured the western states by train in 1919 to campaign for the League of Nations- and it destroyed his health. He was probably predisposed to stroke:

“The tour’s intense schedule—8,000 miles in 22 days—cost Wilson his health. During the tour he suffered constant headaches and, in late September, collapsed from exhaustion in Pueblo, Colorado. He managed to return to Washington, but suffered a near-fatal stroke on October 2. He recovered and continued to advocate passage of the covenant, but the stroke and Republican Warren Harding’s election to the presidency in 1921 effectively ended his campaign.”- History Channel blurb

My favorite psychic readers are predicting Hair Guy might run out of steam by October due to some lifestyle choices and the ghost of Fred lashing him forward.

Sad.

Ok, who’s next?

How about Warren G Harding?

Now, as I said, Biden takes pretty good care of himself. The other guy, not so much.

We know the other guy, the insurrection one, is making whistle stops in the dead of winter in an interlocking schedule of contentious court cases where he’s yelling at the judge and no hours of prolonged rest.

So. Predictions?

You’re 76, your corpulent, your joints are stiff, your extremities are numb, you can’t stop yelling, and your stay up all night shadow boxing and tilting at windmills on the internet.

Stroke? Long Covid? Steroids? Mood enhancers? Super-hormone growth formulas bought from Republican hucksters? All the above.

Turn back the page, one hundred years ago, President Warren G Harding.

“Harding hadn’t been in good health when he took off for a West Coast tour that some people saw as a step in laying the groundwork for a 1924 re-election campaign.

Witnesses said Harding didn’t look well during the trip, and that he may have suffered a bout with food poisoning after eating seafood. Harding’s doctors were concerned enough about his health to divert his train to San Francisco. Harding was able to walk off the train into a limousine, which took him to the Palace Hotel.” Then. Dead. Heart attack.

Well. Let’s see who can use court appearances and rallies as a substitute for sleep.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Like the energizer bunny!

How about LBJ? Had his first heart attack at 47. The currrnt contender in the lack of sleep marathon is old enough to be his dad.

President Johnson:

“He was one of the hardest-working presidents ever and could have lived much longer if he had changed the lifestyle factors that caused his first heart attack at age 47. He had 20-hour work days, was always sleep deprived, chain-smoked, drank excessive amounts of alcohol, was overweight and did not exercise. He had eaten hamburgers and fried foods virtually every day, loved sugary desserts such as tapioca pudding, and almost never ate vegetables.”
Villages News, FLA

Sound familiar?

So I do work in the medical profession, albeit on the lowest rung. I’d give the former guy some pro advice:

Sir sir!: Keep on! You’re doing fantastic! Everybody is saying so. There’s never been a campaign like this!

Who’s next?

Eisenhower. On the golf course.

“Eisenhower’s myocardial infarction began on Friday, September 23, 1955, while he was playing golf in Denver. At first, he attributed his discomfort to the hamburger he’d had for lunch. He went back to the house where he was a guest, continued to have what he thought was intermittent “indigestion,” then awoke around 2 a.m. with severe chest pain. His wife, Mamie, called Eisenhower’s personal physician, who arrived about 3 a.m.”

Yes- though he is not actually the president of the United States but a Pretender, he is vying for a place in some journals of medicine.

If he’s keeps this up, supporters may have to stop by during visiting hours and tap on the glass. An aide will assist with the famous “thumb’s up.”

Too cruel? (For a man devoted to destroying health care?) Perhaps you’re right. Answer the call bell quickly quickly.

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Unity dis

How come we can’t have unity all of the sudden?

Most of the country was ok with it on November 7, when it was obvious Biden and Kamala Harris had won the election .

It could have been a sweet, fair victory. There was actual dancing in the streets .

But no. It became a three-month long living nightmare.

What happened?

The biggest mind-war campaign I’ve ever lived through since the Cold War.

It was one big thing, that ended with violence and mass delusion.

A mind-war promoted by the Republican Party.

This plot was one overarching plot. And the Republican Party was onboard with every single attempt. Including the mob sacking the Capitol resulting in the death of a Capitol police officer and the terror attack on Congress- which was intended to undermine the election.

The Ukraine thing was to undermine the election.
The Hunter Biden thing was to undermine the election.
The post office thing was to undermine the election.
The Durham Report that never happened was to undermine the election.
The President’s claims that he would only lose if the election were rigged was to undermine the election.
The Attorney General’s assertion that mail -in ballots were an invitation to fraud was meant to undermine the election
The president’s call for foreign governments to call with opposition data was to undermine the election.
The limiting of ballot drop-off boxes was to undermine the election.
Rudy’s foreign exploits and Devin Nunez’ subversion of intelligence were to undermine the election.
Roger Stone Stop the Steal was to undermine the election.
Trump’s ignorant rant that the election votes only count on Election Day and not after midnight was to undermine the election.
The President’s calls to intimidate Secretaries of State were to undermine the election.
Lindsey Graham’s call to Georgia seeking to discard ballots was meant to undermine the election.
The pressure campaign by untrained observers who threatened poll workers was to undermine the election.
The jamming of a Conservative Justice to the Supreme Court was to undermine the election.
The president declaring victory on election night so he could party was to undermine the election.
The accusations that mail-in ballots were illegal was to undermine the election and to set up frivolous court claims which were to undermine the election.
The 60+ court cases were to undermine the election.
The press conferences with Rudy and Sidney and Jenna, to present 1,000 falsehoods about the election were meant to undermine the election
The amplification of public discontent from ingesting all the false claims about the election was to undermine the election.
The delays in accepting the result of swing states by the Republicans were to undermine the election.
The exhaustion of the public through non-stop false propaganda was to undermine the election
The rallies with domestic terror groups were to undermine the election.
The ignoring of Covid and the underfunding of the states during the pandemic was to undermine the election.
The speeches calling for 1776-style revolution in the US were to undermine the election.
The threats to Georgia’s governor after the kidnap plot of the Michigan terrorists was to undermine the election.
The speech at the Ellipse was to undermine the election
The ransacking of the Capitol was to undermine the election.
The Republican vote against the certification of electoral ballots was meant to undermine the election.
The Republican support for 100% of the above was to undermine the election.
The threat of rampant organized armed uprisings at state capitols was to undermine the election.
The attack on the US Capitol was to buy time for the Republicans in Congress to undermine the election.

Was the Republican Party really acting within normal parameters all this time?

Did they have the right to these actions?

Was it only fair to give the President a chance to make his claims?

This is what the government was doing instead of addressing Covid-19.

So that’s why we can’t have nice things, I guess.

Vote Blue. Check your voter registration. Vote.

In World War Two Americans united in opposing anti-democratic movements that threatened civilization world wide.

This ant-fascist policy was approved at the highest levels of government.

Today we have an extremist movement of officeholders covalent with the ideology of fascism, with disregard for the will of the People, which denies the legitimacy of the Federal government, and which refuses to acknowledge the authority of the President of the United States, the clear winner of the election of 2020.

The American fascist movement has also refused to comply with various orders of the US Supreme Court or to legislate with the popular party it opposes.

The America fascist movement has also undermined the independence of a free press- an essential doctrine of the founding era.

This was anticipated in the founding era, and a precedent was set for the peaceful transition of power with the words excerpted below.

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President of the United States George Washington, prescient regarding current Republican efforts to disrupt the national government:

“All obstructions to the execution of the laws, all combinations and associations under whatever plausible character with the real design to direct, control, counteract the regular deliberation and action of the constituted authorities, are destructive of the fundamental principle and of fatal tendency.

They serve to organize faction; to give it an artificial and extraordinary force; to put in the place of the delegated will of the nation the will of a party,

often a small but artful and enterprising minority of the community;

and, according to the alternate triumphs of different parties, to make the public administration the mirror of the ill concerted and incongruous projects of faction, rather than the organ of consistent and wholesome plans digested by common councils and modified by mutual interests.

However combinations or associations of the above description may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely, in the course of time and things, to become potent engines by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”

-Washington’s Farewell Address, upon leaving office for private life.

(Pictured alongside the General is our “Paul Revere,” Woody Guthrie, with anti-fascist instrument. Sing out in November!)