“Alabama has done it and now so can you!”

-Steve Marshall, Alabama Attorney General.

That’s so upbeat!

Alabama is #1 at something!

Nitrogen gas executions.

Nitrogen hypoxia: It really works!

Less complicated than crucifixion, which is also death by hypoxia, or pressing by stones, or drowning. So many options.

Back in the day, 1700s, you could be drawn and quartered, beheaded, dragged and displayed in the Towne Square and no one would say boo. You could be shot and hanged and drowned in the river- all at once!

Alot of history and tradition there.

It took twenty minutes with the nitrogen, so presumably they could have just shoved the convict’s head in a bucket of water to achieve the exact same result.

What would civilized nations say?

Now that all murders are deterred we can all relax! Thanks, Alabama, for solving the crime problem. Again.

Now who is running for public office? This gets votes!