Did Paul Revere the Fourth? see what I did there?

I can’t say- but it’s the Glorious Fork of July, and not a treasonous spork in sight.

The Special Annotated Declaration of Independence- “the teenage high school version. Get down with your bad selves” as Zappa would say. (FZ told us this day was coming, when illusions and stage effects are carted away and we see what the plan was all along with those suckers.)

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Did Trump pass the Declaration of Independence malignity test signed by the first generation of dissidents, the true ‘1776ers?

Let’s look and see!

“He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation.”

-declaration of independence

That’s SCOTUS just yesterday. And yes, they talk.

“He has obstructed the Administration of Justice”

-declaration of independence

True. He did do that.

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”

-declaration of independence

That’s project 2025

“He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”
-Declaration of Independence

That’s the convict’s immigration policy.

“He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.”

-declaration of independence

True. That’s martial law.

“He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.”
-declaration of independence

Thats voter suppression.

“He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”

-declaration of independence

That’s SCOTUS.

should we keep goin’?

“For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world.”

-declaration of independence

That’s the tariff thing he lied about.

“For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent.”
-declaration of independence

That’s us paying for the next tax cut.

“For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury”

-declaration of independence

That’s the SCOTUS decision yesterday barring trials and investigations.

“For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments”

-declaration of independence

That’s the SCOTUS decision overturning the Constitution for his benefit thank u!

“He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.”

You get what I’m saying here. That project 2025 again.

“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us.”

I think we get the idea.

It looks like the former president aced the test with flying upside down colors!

Vote Biden Vote Blue nothing else Will Do!